A Personalized Retirement Gift That is Funny

Retirement is quite a big deal. It’s like an end of an era for most people. But unlike most significant changes in our life - graduation, marriage, the birth of a baby – retirement is probably the one we least celebrate. But at Bring My Song To Life we feel otherwise. This is one occasion that needs to be marked and celebrated!

The next time a friend, colleague, or loved one is getting retired, make a big deal about it. They worked all their lives and are now entering a new stage in life and that’s something worth celebrating. But remember this can be an emotional day for most people. So, we thought why not help you find gift ideas that are thoughtful yet funny? Something that will lighten the moment and make everyone laugh? Something that your retiring pal will laugh about every time they seethe gift! So here is a guide with some of the best funny personalized retirement gifts.

List of Funny Personalized Retirement Gifts


  1. I’m Done Personalized Retirement Gift Mug

A perfect way to remind them every day that they have retired! Get this personalized coffee mug, with the message, “I’M DONE”, for a colleague or friend who is retiring. A funny yet creative way of letting them know that it’s time to hand up the boots! In fact, with this mug every time they have coffee or tea, they are sure to be reminded of you and the fact that they are actually done working! You can even personalize it with the year they retire.


  1. Funny Retirement T-Shirt

Imagine your colleague or friend expecting a thoughtful and well-deserved gift on their last day and then they open their gift and see a basic t-shirt? Can you imagine the look on their face?

Mess with your pal on retirement day with this funny t-shirt that comes with the print – “I worked my whole life for this shirt”. He/she might be annoyed at first, but we are sure they will be laughing about this in the whole party. You can even personalize it with the year of retirement.

P.S.– Make sure you get a real gift for your pal and not just this t-shirt! 😊


  1. Custom Retirement Wine Bottle Labels

With retirement comes the glorious days when you can wine all you want and not worry about the hangover! So, getting them a wine bottle with some funny retirement labels seems like the best thing, right? If your friend, colleague or family member is getting retired soon, then you can get them these customized retirement wine labels and remind them about the good life that awaits them.

A perfect way to let them know that they are all set to sit back and enjoy. With quirky lines like, ‘why limit happy to just 1 hour’ or ‘you can wine all you want, you are retired’, these customized labels are funny and thoughtful.


  1. License to Chill Certificate

A great way to let them know that it’s time to chill and do your own thing with the License to Chill Certificate. After all the years of working and getting things done, remind your pal in a funny way that it’s time to let the hair down and loosen up the old belt with this license to chill certificate. We are sure they will appreciate this funny yet creative gift. Customize it with your retiring friend’s name and even your name for that personal touch!

  1. Custom-Made Song

If you think the traditional retirement pocket watch or the above options are great but you want to do something really unique and funny for your pal, then we have the best gift ever for you. We, at Bring My Song To Life, can create a personalized song especially for you. A song that’s funny, thoughtful, and talks about all the funny moments you have had working together. Sounds just about perfect, right?


You don’t need to be a professional musician or know how to write songs; we can take care of that. All you need to do is tell us some stories, memories, and things you want to be part of the song and we will create a beautiful personalized song just for you. We have the best professionals and musicians, who can capture the essence of your story in music. So, go ahead and order your song now. We are sure that your friend or colleague wouldn’t have ever expected something like a personalized song for their retirement.


We hope this guide helps you get that perfectly funny and personalized gift next time someone you know is retiring. For more details about Bring My Song To Life, go on our "Ordering and Pricing" page. We are looking forward to being working with you.

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